How to preserve a husband.....I know I'm a total dork but I read this in an old cookbook and thought it was cute

How to preserve a husband

Be careful in selection; do not choose to unripe or to old.

Best results are obtained if he has been reared in a healthy atmosphere.

Some insist upon keeping him in a pickle. Others prefer to keep him in hot water. However, such treatment makes the husband sour, hard, and sometimes bitter.

Many wives have found that even poor varieties can be rendered tender and good a garnish of patience, the sweetening of a smile, and flavoring of a kiss to taste.

Wrap him in a mantle of charity, place him over a warm steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream.

Not Me ...Nope

I did not just sit and watch my kids play Moses and Zapporah when I had to get supper started...but they were so cute.


I did not almost pass out when we finially get invited to a friends house to only have my youngest make a mess of her house with brown paint...eek not me

I did not get embarrased when at that same friends house my husband almost breaks their kitchen chair.

I did not run to the bakery on a rainy Saturday by myself just to buy a couple of portuguese pasteries that I was craving.

I did not color my own hair and have it come out orange and have to run to the beauty supply store to have them tell me what to do to fix it. It's fixed

I did not cringe when my 5 year old decided to yell out our address at the grocery store to a little girl because he wanted to invite her over.

I did not post a not me monday on a tuesday because I was to tired to type yesterday.


Good thing I didn't do any of those things an you imagine ;0)

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